Michael finds Erin moaning on a bench outside after everyone else is gone. Michael apologizes, but Erin says it's Andy's fault. Michael points out all the ways Angela isn't as good as her. "She's old enough to be your mom, and she's like three feet tall, and she wears pioneer women clothing, and I don't think she's ever pooped." Erin laughs at that. He starts in on Andy, unaware that Andy is watching from the window of his car at the corner. Michael starts doing a whole routine to keep her going. "At least somebody made her happy on Secretary's Day," Andy THs from his car after it's dark. Aw.
Tag: Kevin has made a video of The Count speaking in Oscar's voice, which doesn't really work. "Why didn't you do Oscar the Grouch?" Oscar wonders. But at least one person appreciates it: Michael. Kevin sees that as a victory, unaware that P is for pyrrhic.
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