The Office

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M. Giant: A- | Grade It Now!
Exes and Oh, Noes

In the tag, Dwight and Michael are talking to one last partner: Oscar, because of that time Michael kissed him. "I have already contacted all of my ex-lovers except for you." So now Dwight wants a list of all of Oscar's partners. "I'm talking train stations, men's rooms." Michael goes on, "Flower show, fireworks celebrations." "Fence with a hole in it," Dwight adds. Michael: "Moonlight gondola, carriage ride through Central Park." Dwight: "The woods behind the liquor store, the swamp behind the old folks' home." Michael: "Electric car dealership." Dwight. "The Democratic primary." Oscar gets up and leaves, Michael calling after him, "Think!" What Oscar needs to think about is suing, already.

M. Giant is a Minneapolis-based writer with a wife, a son, and a number of cats that seems to have settled at around two. Learn waaaay too much about him at Velcrometer, follow him on Twitter , or just e-mail him at m.giant[at]

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