In the tag, Dwight and Michael are talking to one last partner: Oscar, because of that time Michael kissed him. "I have already contacted all of my ex-lovers except for you." So now Dwight wants a list of all of Oscar's partners. "I'm talking train stations, men's rooms." Michael goes on, "Flower show, fireworks celebrations." "Fence with a hole in it," Dwight adds. Michael: "Moonlight gondola, carriage ride through Central Park." Dwight: "The woods behind the liquor store, the swamp behind the old folks' home." Michael: "Electric car dealership." Dwight. "The Democratic primary." Oscar gets up and leaves, Michael calling after him, "Think!" What Oscar needs to think about is suing, already.
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