Later, Pam and Jim are still worried about Michael, while Roy roughhouses with Jake. And later still, Pam tries to talk to Melissa about Melissa's mom. "That woman is not my mother," Melissa says coldly. "That woman is my stepmother." So Pam is 0 for 2.

Jake comes up to Dwight at the copier with a news brief: "You're ugly." Dwight is momentarily flustered, but the look he gets from Angela gives him the strength he needs to spit back, "Well, at least I'm not a horrible little latchkey kid who got suspended from school." Jake runs off calling for Meredith as Angela gives Dwight an approving smile. She's clearly not into men who pick on people their own size.

Toby comes into Michael's office to return an armload of toys that Sasha apparently scored from him, as well as his watch. Noticing that Michael is just staring forlornly out the window like the French Lieutenant's Woman, Toby asks if Michael's okay, and admits that he's only asking because he has to. But then Toby ends up sitting in Michael's guest chair as Michael wonders whether it's too late for him to have kids. Toby suggests Michael start by getting a wife or girlfriend (not Jan), or possibly look into foster parenting. Michael thanks Toby, and asks if Sasha has a godfather. Yikes, forward much? That's like proposing to someone on your ninth date.