Toby's on the Playing Dead unit when a woman comes in with her daughter, looking for "a fancy gentleman with a squeaky voice." Andy tries to play it off, but the girl recognizes him: "That's the guy I hit." Everyone is disgusted with Andy, except Kevin, who says, "Poor Andy! First you got beat up by a gang, and now she kicks your ass?" The girl also points out the "chubby one" she threw a pine cone at, to which Pam protests that she just had a baby. "Yesterday?" the girl asks. Her mom orders her to apologize, and she sullenly says, "Sorry I kicked your ass in front of your 'thin' girlfriend." Pam: "How about we wait until next year after you have your kid?" Nice. Andy accepts the apology, and the visitors take their leave. Kelly immediately asks Toby to give a seminar on "how to protect ourselves against tiny little girls." Toby says there's no shame in what happened to Andy, but Kelly disagrees. And looking closely at Andy's face, Darryl marvels, "I think I see the imprint of a Ring Pop."
Stanley, rather than looking for Erin when Dwight tells him to, instead announces that he's on break, unzips his tri-pack, and pulls a big slice of pizza out of it. Dwight tells some bloggers to stay for Ryan's presentation, promising big things. But in the back room, Ryan's losing his shit, asking his uncle on the phone for a Ritalin prescription and then yelling at Nellie when she tries to talk to him. "Your little man is unraveling," Nellie snaps at Dwight. "Now go and fix it." Ryan's needed fixing for six years, she thinks Dwight's going to do it in one day?
Erin's walking down the sidewalk with one of the old ladies she chased out, explaining, "We don't want our brand associated with death." The old woman turns out to be none other than Georgia Engels, who used to play Georgette Baxter on The Mary Tyler Moore Show. Betty White has some long coattails, y'all. They end up commiserating over their respective man troubles. You know about Erin with Andy, of course. As for Georgette, her husband is dead.
Dwight and Jim are waiting for Ryan to come out of the bathroom when Jim gets a text from Ryan -- he's going home to see his mom. Nellie comes in demanding to know where Ryan is, and Dwight claims he sent him home. "As brilliant and creative as he is, he is nothing compared to this guy!" Jim, who Dwight is pointing at: "Ahhhh..." While Nellie freaks out, Dwight drags Jim into the next room and begs him to do the presentation. Jim agrees, but only with great reluctance. "Go get into Ryan's costume and check out his notes," Dwight instructs. Costume?