Darrell is filming Andy running a big print job on a Sabre printer, and making him speak in a high voice just to make it extra ridiculous. This is when we learn that Andy's middle name is Baines. About 300 pages in, the back of the printer suddenly belches smoke. Darryl gets deadly serious, and gives the printer a quick blast from a fire extinguisher. He's now in front of the camera with Andy, who introduces him as "my partner, Darryl Philbin. He's been my partner through this entire thing." Darryl does a repenting-head: "I'm just going to be good, stay in my room, go to church, try to do one nice thing per day. I don't want to prank. Any. More." Maybe he should have had a plan.
Michael asks Donna who the other man is. "It's you. I'm married," she says. Michael: "I'm the mistress?" And now we know how Michael got to date her: as someone who not only has romantic photos of someone other than her boyfriend on Facebook but also has an extramarital affair with a guy who's constantly being followed around by a documentary crew, she's the dumbest person this show has ever produced. Which is saying something.
Dwight runs a spinning class at the gym, which is not appreciated by the actual instructor. "If they catch us, they will rape us. Go for the cliff!"
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M. Giant is a Minneapolis-based writer with a wife, a son, and a number of cats that seems to have settled at around two. Learn waaaay too much about him at Velcrometer, follow him on Twitter , or just e-mail him at m.giant[at]gmail.com.