In the kitchen, Dwight and Andy wander through while Andy talks about the wonders of a capella. Sitting at the table with Oscar, Angela just rolls her eyes. Roll all you want, lady, but their relationship with each other is already better than what either one of them had with you. Give Bandit a kiss for us, 'kay?
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