Andy asks Kevin to fill in for Jim, but he's not up for it: "The only way I'm Jim is in the movie version, when Jim sees what his future would be like if he never met Pam." But after the briefest possible bucking-up from Andy, Kevin's in.

Andy asks Ryan to take part, but Ryan's leery of committing. Yes, we can see Kelly right there.

In the break room, Andy runs through the program with his new lineup: Kevin opening it up, Ryan with his small business expertise, and Creed as "guest speaker extraordinaire." He looks very, very worried.

In the seminar, Andy has the small group of randoms as cranked up as he can get them. He introduces Kevin, who stands in the back of the room playing "Crazy Train" on a boom box before finally running a few laps of the conference room. When he finally starts his speech, it's mainly about two things: 1) dreaming big and 2) being so thoroughly winded he has to sit on the floor and vomit into a trash can. This does not mesh well with his speech asking them to imagine what a winner looks like, but at least when he flees the room they've got a clean visual slate.

Jim's "meeting" is with a rock that he's kicking around next to the Dumpster outside. Thought so.

Andy's in the middle of introducing Ryan and his "achievements." "And no achievement is greater than his on-again-off-again girlfriend," Kelly says, currently not only the victim but also the tangible result of Ryan's persistent failure to commit. After stomping into the conference room and introducing herself as "The Business Bitch," she THs that this is just one of the many personal brands she's working on, like The Diet Bitch, The Shopping Bitch, The Etiquette Bitch, etc. I could use an Etiquette Bitch. Maybe I'd get a thank you card out once in a while. Kelly talks herself up to the attendees, but then just gets some business professor (who clearly knows her as "The Sex Bitch") on her Blackberry speakerphone to tell everyone the "ten secrets of business." The prof. starts reluctantly running some down and the attendees actually start taking notes. "That brilliant little bitch!" Andy THs.