Back at Scarn Manor, he serves breakfast to himself and to Samuel (the latter in the form of a squirt of oil on the circuit board on Dwight's back). "Oh, yeah, I guess I did let him be a robot," Michael THs, like this is the first time he's ever watched the whole thing. Scarn says he loves being retired, but then he answers a call from the president recruiting him for another mission. After a long moment of deliberation, Scarn says, "Yeah, I'm in." The end! Everyone applauds, and Andy turns around and asks Michael, "Wait, isn't the president evil?" "Oh, yeah!" Michael says happily. "Yes, he is." Dwight thinks Scarn's trying to catch the president. "No, Dwight, he was being stupid," Michael says amiably. Can you believe how mellow he's being about this? Wow, Holly must be amazing in bed.
Now we see the narrator from the back, a gray-haired white dude in a wing chair in front of a fireplace who's still talking in Stanley's voice. He says we must be wondering how he knows so much about Michael Scarn. "Well, because I am Michael Scarn," Michael lip-syncs as the camera circles around to reveal his face. Wink, and cue the "Do the Scarn!" song.
And the tag is the Threat Level Midnight closing sequence, which is '80s-style stills from the movie while Andy raps a terrible rap. Seriously, it's bad enough that I think he and Michael wrote it together.
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