Michael THs that women are un-understandable. He tells us about the fountain at the mall, into which he tossed a coin and wished for Jan to get over him, and for a plasma TV for Phyllis. "I wished for Pam to gain courage" (as we see Pam rush to the elevator just in time to get on -- oops, with Jim and Karen). "And a heart for Angela and a brain for Kelly." He then asks himself how he can claim to appreciate women so much when he just dumped one: "You mean, how can I be so illogical and flighty and unpredictable and emotional? Well, maybe I learned something from women after all." Dude, don't blame an entire gender because you're you.

Jim calls Dwight and tells him over their respective desk phones that he knows where the flasher is: "I saw him two minutes ago. In the women's bathroom, above the sink." Dwight gets up and dashes straight there. "Anti-flashing task force!" he roars, bursting in. Luckily, he's alone in there. He looks above the sink, but there's nothing there but the mirror. Which he looks into, removing his glasses and holding his face so that the moustache drawn on the glass lines up with his upper lip. "Pam!" he bellows. Yes, Dwight just got the picture.