Time to find out what Jim's been busying himself with. He dials Gabe's extension and plays the audio file he's been building from Jo's voice: "Now listen here, Gabe, you're too fat! No one's gonna like you if you're too fat. I made some changes to my book. See if you like them." Thinking it's really her because he's too dumb to check his caller ID window, Gabe starts sputtering, but fortunately Jim added Jo saying, "Now, I love reading and I hate being interrupted. Shut up and listen, you gay bastard. Chapter one: I was born..." Jim pokes his head in to say goodnight without Gabe being any the wiser.
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M. Giant is a Minneapolis-based writer with a wife, a son, and a number of cats that seems to have settled at around two. Learn waaaay too much about him at Velcrometer, follow him on Twitter , or just e-mail him at m.giant[at]gmail.com.