The Osbournes
RECAPS, WEECAPS, AND MORE
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| 4-3 Recap |
Jack OffRebel Without An Ozz - Jack finally gets his friends to make dildos for him. Ozzy gets a studio. Sharon thinks we care about her show. |
2004.02.10
2004.02.11 |
C | Pamie |
Ep. |
Title |
Air/Pub'l |
Grade |
Author |
| 4-2 Recap |
Blood On The HighwayCar Jacked - Jack gets his driver's license. |
2004.02.03
2004.02.03 |
C- | Pamie |
| 4-1 Recap |
Sharon Has a Show?The Show Must Go Oz! - Like an infomercial for bad. |
2004.01.27
2004.01.29 |
B- | Pamie |
| 3-11 Extra |
Nurse!The Osbourne Family Christmas Special - Lying in his hospital room, with broken ribs, hooked up to a ventilator...Stee can only imagine Ozzy reaching his trembling finger out, trying to hit the "nurse" button, desperate to have someone, anyone come and turn off the TV before he has to watch one more second of this Sharon-organized horror he was too drugged out to resist taking part in. Reach, Ozzy! Reach! |
2003.12.12
2003.12.18 |
F | Stee |
| 3-10 Recap |
Punk'dOzz Well That Ends Well - The House Of Ozzy goes nuts as Jack begins violent-sleepwalking and Kelly breaks up with Burt. Things turn really ugly, however, when.well. When something really bad happens. Or does it? MTV and the Osbourne clan pull one of the biggest "Psych!"s in television history. |
2003.08.12
2003.08.17 |
A+ | Stee |
| 3-9 Recap |
Moog IndigoBye Bye Babies - Ozzy fails two breathalyzer tests administered by his family. Yeah, he's about as "clean and sober" as Ben Affleck at the Gigli premiere party. Meanwhile, Jack and the soon-to-be-booted Robert take a vacation to the Osbournes' English mansion.where they invite over a bunch of English rich kids, who live with their parents and do nothing, to hang out with dogs and drink and watch TV. Ah, nothing like a vacation to let you try new and different things and to experience another culture. I'm just glad trucker caps haven't made their way across the pond yet. Meanwhile, Sharon is very sad, and Ozzy eats carrot cake. |
2003.08.05
2003.08.09 |
B | Stee |
| 3-8 Recap |
Fishing With OzAngler Management - Originally wanting to take Jack fishing when he was one year old, apparently, Ozzy has to make do with taking the seventeen-year-old high-as-hell Jack out on a boat in Long Island Harbor/Sound/whatever. Of course, Jack can't not have a sycophant there, so he brings his friend, Underbite, while Ozzy brings Bitch Boy and some other dude. Much drinking and fishing and fireworks and senile repeating of things ensues. Plus, they actually fish a little, as well. |
2003.07.29
2003.08.03 |
B | Stee |
| 3-7 Recap |
Courtney Loves, America HatesA Little Ditty About Jack And Brieann - For some reason, the Osbourne kids are hanging around with Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain's gorgeous half-sister Brieann. Courtney continues her baffling metamorphosis into Carol Channing, but the biggest mystery is why exactly the beautiful Brieann is hanging around with Jack, Kelly, and the woman who killed her brother. |
2003.07.22
2003.07.26 |
A- | Stee |
| 3-6 Recap |
Forty, No LoveTennis Racket - It's The Battle Of The Pointlessly Rich when the Osbournes feud with their neighbors, who have either built, or simply have started to use, their backyard tennis court, annoying the hell out of the Family of Darkness. Things turn serious, elevating from shouts to paintball guns to missing cats. |
2003.07.15
2003.07.18 |
B+ | Stee |
| 3-5 Recap |
Babies, Rabies, and LabiesMama, I'm Staying Home - When Sharon, Kelly, and Jack go to New York, Ozzy opts to stay home alone -- well, just him, eight dogs, three cats, five housekeepers, and one Bitch Boy. The family gone, Ozzy goes nuts with freedom, buying English specialty food, watching the History Channel, and going shopping at Williams-Sonoma. Wow, that's exactly what Stee's mom would do too. Kelly reveals her deep lack of understanding of female genitalia when Bad Nanny gets pregnant. |
2003.07.08
2003.07.12 |
B+ | Stee |
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