They get into the car, Ozzy yelling at Underbite not to bring the muffin in the car. Then he bitches about how Jack is late, just like Sharon, for everything. Had to run inside and do a little more Oxy before leaving, I imagine.

Marina. The boat is the New Del Mar. It's huge. Ozzy calls it a "minesweeper" and then jokes that he's going to be touring for the next five hundred years to pay the fee. They board the boat, meeting the crew. "We're not going to sink, are we?" asks Ozzy, before asking, "Everybody on board? We ready to roll?" Commercials.

Marina. The boat pulls out. An old-time song plays as Ozzy, now wearing a cool knit cap, goes off on how they're just guys! No wives, or nannies, or chicks. He says that he's been waiting to take his son fishing forever. The crew gives instructions over a loudspeaker as Ozzy jokes, "We're on a prison ship." Not really a "joke," more of a "quip" or even a "comment." As the rules about "common sense" play, Jack throws a cherry bomb into the water. Ozzy asks if they have any more, and Underbite and Jack light one for him. Great, this is where Ozzy loses a finger. He'll have to make the devil sign with a prosthesis. Ozzy throws the firecracker and it lands in the water right near some pelicans, almost injuring them. Stupid-ass move, guys. Underbite wants to "do the big one," but Jack wants to wait. Ozzy slurs, "Do the big one. Do the big one," just like how my friend's three-year-old kid repeats whatever you say if you say it with any sort of enthusiasm whatsoever. ("Let's tie our shoes." "Yeah! Tie our shoes!") The Cap'n comes over to see the big bomb they have, and then says, "I have a problem with this." Immediately, Ozzy, still with his irrational fear of being thrown out of the country, goes into supplication mode, saying, "Thank you," and then orders Underbite to throw the unlit bomb into the water. Underbite is pissed, but Jack knows that Ozzy's not going to let this go. "Gone," says Ozzy, now 100-percent America-compliant.

Boat. Ozzy repeats his "no chicks" thing to Doc. Then Ozzy "immediately" (according to the Boys With Avids) calls Sharon and says they're having "a laugh" and goes off on how it's only taken him seventeen years to get his son on a boat.