Underbite catches a bass. Bitch Boy catches about four fish on one pull. Then he does it again. Ozzy jokes that he's working for a "conglomeration," which I don't know what that means. Ozzy throws a fish to the pelicans, yelling in a pelican voice, "Gimme the fish. Gimme the fish." Bitch Boy catches more fish as everyone yells that it's a joke and no one has a chance now. "Are you fucking joking?" asks Ozzy as Bitch Boy gets yet another bite. Drunk and stuttering, Ozzy asks if someone is just putting the fish on Bitch Boy's hook. Bitch Boy is worried he's about to get fired.
Ozzy gets a big bite as Jail Guy hollers. Ozzy reels and reels and makes jokes and everyone yells, and Ozzy pulls it up and it's two tin cans. "You fucking assholes!" says Ozzy, and then runs and hits one of the workers. Everyone laughs and makes fun of him. Hee. Ozzy says that they should let him know if they catch a case of Coronas.
The boys all gather for a photo, minus poor Underbite. Click! Commercials.
Boat. Music. Ozzy sleeps. Then Ozzy fishes as "What shall we do with a drunk sailor?" plays. Pelican. Ozzy camera-talks that it's taken him seventeen years to take his son fishing -- which every man and son should do. Really, Ozzy? Seventeen years. He says that every time they'd try to go before, friends would come and people would be throwing up and they'd have to turn back. Ozzy then realizes that every great story should have a moral, so he tells us that this shows that if you persevere, you'll eventually get what you want in life. Hee. Thanks, Oz. I believe I can fly.
Jack gets a bite. Ozzy grabs the pole to steady it. "It's not that big," says Jack. Ozzy stutters that he's trying to steady his rod for him. I hope he never tries that when they're not fishing. Jack catches a fish. "It's the same fucking fish!" says Ozzy. A crew guy gets a bite and has Ozzy take over. Ozzy reels and screams as he does, then gets pissed when the waiting pelicans bogart his fish. "You motherfuckers. You bitch!" yells Ozzy. Jail Guy, wearing an apron, yells. It's all making me very uncomfortable. "He's fucking mad, that guy," says Ozzy.
A seal floats by, and Ozzy drunkenly babbles that it's a shark. He talks and talks until Jack has to tell Ozzy that it was just a seal.
The crew dudes start weighing up the bags of fish. Even though it seemed like Bitch Boy had all the fish, maybe the prize is for biggest fish, because Underbite wins! Jail Guy yells, "Jackpot!" in his best "I've smoked three packs a day for my entire life" growl. Underbite laughs, telling Jack he'll pay him back the money he borrowed in the first place. Wait, he just won money? Why doesn't he just pay him you know what? Oxy probably makes you stupid. Jail Guy then puts one of Ozzy's tin cans on a hook and they snap a photo.