The boys all gather for a photo, minus poor Underbite. Click! Commercials.
Boat. Music. Ozzy sleeps. Then Ozzy fishes as "What shall we do with a drunk sailor?" plays. Pelican. Ozzy camera-talks that it's taken him seventeen years to take his son fishing -- which every man and son should do. Really, Ozzy? Seventeen years. He says that every time they'd try to go before, friends would come and people would be throwing up and they'd have to turn back. Ozzy then realizes that every great story should have a moral, so he tells us that this shows that if you persevere, you'll eventually get what you want in life. Hee. Thanks, Oz. I believe I can fly.
Jack gets a bite. Ozzy grabs the pole to steady it. "It's not that big," says Jack. Ozzy stutters that he's trying to steady his rod for him. I hope he never tries that when they're not fishing. Jack catches a fish. "It's the same fucking fish!" says Ozzy. A crew guy gets a bite and has Ozzy take over. Ozzy reels and screams as he does, then gets pissed when the waiting pelicans bogart his fish. "You motherfuckers. You bitch!" yells Ozzy. Jail Guy, wearing an apron, yells. It's all making me very uncomfortable. "He's fucking mad, that guy," says Ozzy.
A seal floats by, and Ozzy drunkenly babbles that it's a shark. He talks and talks until Jack has to tell Ozzy that it was just a seal.
The crew dudes start weighing up the bags of fish. Even though it seemed like Bitch Boy had all the fish, maybe the prize is for biggest fish, because Underbite wins! Jail Guy yells, "Jackpot!" in his best "I've smoked three packs a day for my entire life" growl. Underbite laughs, telling Jack he'll pay him back the money he borrowed in the first place. Wait, he just won money? Why doesn't he just pay him…you know what? Oxy probably makes you stupid. Jail Guy then puts one of Ozzy's tin cans on a hook and they snap a photo.
Ozzy drinks a beer. Drunk as hell. He camera-talks about how it's been seventeen years. Then he's somehow roped Jack over and he's saying, "Finally, a fishing trip…"
Ozzy thanks the boat crew, mumbling, sort of ignoring Jail Guy as he de-ships. Jack says he had a blast as they get into their car and take off. Doc is saying what a great day they had, and thanks Ozzy.
Night. Now they've stopped in some alley, and father and son are pissing. He's been waiting seventeen years to piss in an alley with his son. Call the cops! Deport him!
House. The car drives up. Ozzy is making some drunken bad joke about blowing fish. Jack thanks Ozzy. Inside, it looks like Brieann is sitting by the TV eating, as usual. Sharon asks Doc if they had a good time. Underbite says they all caught fish. Bitch Boy walks in carrying the fish in a bag and talking about how it's all ready to make fish fingers. "Fish fingers?" Sharon says, making a sour face. Doc jokes about how the fish are poison. Destruction of the oceans is hilarious!