The kids plus random kids, getting ready to go out. They wonder what Lola is chewing on, and then declare that Lola is "cool." Curfew discussion. Yeah, 2:30 AM is so rough, man. Sharon tells them not to drink, and Kelly reveals that she's the designated driver.
Cut to Kelly at the end of the block, getting pulled over. Hee. Kelly smirks. The friends all sit in the back seat, laughing. Jack just stares smugly, ready to use this as ammunition
Back at the house. Ozzy mutters about coffee, walking past his groovy little crystal mini Eiffel Tower. He sniffs under his arms and declares, "I love the smell of armpits in the morning. It's like victory." Robert Duvall is rolling in his grave. Oh, he's not dead? Never mind. Kelly rolls her eyes. Ozzy asks Kelly what she has in her hair. She says that it's a flower. Ozzy says something that I'm sure is disgusting, but have no luck in deciphering. Kelly rolls her eyes at whatever it is, which she does no matter what Ozzy says, so who knows. Now they discuss Kelly having gotten a ticket last night; Jack says she's going to have to go to traffic school. That might be the only school where Kelly wouldn't be made fun of. Kelly thinks you only have three weeks in which to do it, and then tells her parents she didn't come to a complete stop at a stop sign. I don't think I've come to a complete stop at a stop sign since I was eighteen, and that's because I fell asleep. Sharon rewards her daughter with a hug. They discuss the "point" system, which I've never really understood. By way of defense, Kelly says that all her friends have like seven points on their license. Seven? My friend tried to outrun three cops, hit ten parked cars, and then got out and ran, and he only got two points. Kelly's friends must be murderers. Melinda walks by. MTV does a quick fake mug shot of Kelly. Stupid. Now Ozzy says that Kelly's fucked as Jack claims he heard that, if no one is coming, you just have to yield. Um, somehow I don't think you all out there should take traffic law advice from Jack Osbourne, but maybe that's just me. Kelly thinks with her luck they'll make an example of her and take her license if she gets another point. Ozzy then asks if she's a good driver. Kelly says, "I'm pretty shitty but I'm all right."