Tamara is leaving, saying that Lola did well. Just then, Lola pisses on the rug, and Tamara runs after the dog. Everyone laughs. Tamara, trying not to get fired, says that they haven't worked on housebreaking yet. Sharon calls Lola a shithead. Ozzy dodders over and says, "See you Tamara!" He's been thinking of that joke all day. Sharon walks Tamara out, who is still trying to save her job. Sharon then calls Ozzy back into the room to explain, laughing, what happened with the irony of Lola being praised and then pissing on the rug. Ozzy has no idea what she's saying and then repeats his joke to the camera: "See you Tamara." Everyone laughs again, politely. It's like watching Bob Hope during a K-Mart commercial shoot.
Sharon takes something out of the oven and tells Jack that Ozzy is not going to find out about the cat. Now Ozzy walks into the room and sees two cats sitting on the table. We get a repeat of Sharon promising she's not going to bring home another cat. Ozzy yells, "Sharon!" Hee. It was totally a manufactured bit, but funny anyway.
The cats run around the yard, chasing each other. One of the cats falls a long way out of a tree.
Next week. The fam sits outside. Sharon says, "Doesn't he look handsome." Ozzy replies, "Oh, shut the fuck up!" Jack heads off on a school camping trip. He flips off the camera as the school bus drives off. He then says he's going to be in so much trouble. Sharon explains that the rest of the family is going to New York with Ozzy to do press for his new album. Quick montage of Ozzy doing press. On TRL. Et cetera. Back at home, it's Kelly's birthday and she gets a tattoo. Ozzy, having fun, says that she has to call Sharon and tell her. Kelly calls Sharon, who's getting her hair done at the time. She's pissed. Ozzy says that it's not that bad, that she could have gotten a picture of a fucking eagle on her ass. Hee. And that's it! Later.