Hallway. Lola sits around looking bored. Fucking cute-ass dog. Bert emerges from Kelly's room, and they walk down the stairs. Oh my God, there are huge portraits of all the dogs and cats on the wall over the stairs. Crazy. Crazy shit. Sharon camera-talks that Kelly likes young smelly boys, but Sharon thinks she needs an older, wiser man. Montage of Bert and Kelly hanging out. He's always smoking. Such a greasy rocker boy. He coughs. Spits. Smokes. They hold hands and enter a trailer. He looks like a boring, skinnier Jack Black. He screeches and generally acts like a douche, if also a little unbalanced. He lights a smoke and coughs as Jack lays down the truth: "Kelly's her mother's daughter. She likes guys in bands." Way to break it down, J!

Next time…Sharon tries to put the rule down on Kelly and Jack, making them stay in and go to bed. Good luck. Meanwhile, Ozzy goes to his favorite burrito shop. Sharon says that Ozzy can't have one burrito, that he has to have 900 burritos. Ozzy comes in the room: "Nobody wants a burrito? Do you want a burrito, Jack?" Food? Of course Jack says yes. He should try ice cream on it. Ozzy eats burritos, singing the Mexican song and saying that he's Burrito Man. The captioning is covering a bunch of footage we don't see. Ozzy's little obsessions are very funny. Sharon asks if this is the last burrito. Sharon then suggests a roll with butter and bacon, and Kelly says she's going to be sick. We see her on the floor by the toilet. Ew, I just saw Kelly's crack.

Crap. Now I want a burrito. Who wants one?