Downstairs. Dogs. Sharon tells us/Ozzy/the maids that she told Jack that since he's going to England for three days tomorrow, would he spend some time with his mom tonight? And he responded -- does she not think he'd want to see his friends before he goes? Sharon sadly says that she thought he was going to say, "see her." That's pretty sad. Sharon is lonely. Doesn't she, like, have some friends to call, or a band to rape out of money for the privilege of playing Ozzfest? Ozzy meanwhile cuts himself a huge piece of carrot cake. He tries to lighten the situation by informing us how much he loves carrot cake and how he could quite easily devour the whole thing. Jack comes in and hugs Sharon. A hug before a night of Oxy at the Roxy.
House. Day. Jack's room. Sharon makes Ozzy hang out in Jack's room while he packs. Ozzy is bored. Sharon finds a box of condoms. She's such a fucking snoop. How is she such a snoop and she doesn't know her son's a major drug addict? Jack responds to the condoms, saying he doesn't use them, and that he secretly has about eleven kids on the way. Sharon rubs Ozzy's back and Jack asks them not to "get fruity" in his room. Ozzy says that Jack "gets fruity" in his house. They go back and forth with this. Jack busts out a tiny hand-held breathalyzer and tells Ozzy to breathe into it. He does so, excited for some reason. He blows a 0.1. Sharon tells Jack to leave it with her. Ozzy, saying exactly what's on his mind because he's too drunk not to, yells to get it out of his fucking house and that he'll be busted every day and hung up by the balls by Friday. Jack says it's for his friends.
Ozzy and Jack hug. Ozzy tells him not to do anything stupid. Jack tells Lola not to be sad. Robert comes in and they knock fists. "R.T.G.," they say. What? Outside, Robert says he forgot his sunglasses. Jack laughs that they're going to England -- you don't need sunglasses there. Bitch Boy busts into the scene, laughing and joking about English weather. Shut up, Bitch Boy! Who asked you? They suddenly see that Lola has climbed into the SUV with them. Hee. Jack tries to get her out. He tells her he loves her.