Robert asks if Jack's okay, and he finally sees the cuts on Jack's face. Upstairs, Kelly laughs to Bad Nanny and David, and they all start joking about the meaning of life, and David points out that it's 4:30 in the morning. If this is Bad Nanny's room, it's pretty fucked up that they keep her in this tiny servant room, but damn, it's funny. "Why don't we go for round two," Bad Nanny unwisely jokes.

Jack arrives in Bad Nanny's peasant room and says that Kelly has a problem resorting to violence, because that's all she really has. Kelly retorts that he has a problem with listening. Jack then yells that he was just getting out of the pool at the time and putting his "dressing gown" on. Hee. Dressing gown! Dork. He dorks out even more by saying that Kelly had to "confrontate" him. Man, I think that boy better get back in school. Kelly then says he told her to hit him, so she did -- and Jack better not tell her to do stuff that he's not prepared for. Okay, that makes no sense whatsoever, but whatever. They're too rich to have to make sense. Jack goes off, saying "confrontate" two more times. No one corrects him -- not because they don't want to interrupt, but because I don't think any of them knows that it's not a real word. Jack asks some question that makes no sense, so Kelly just responds with, "You are so selfish." Jack retorts that no, she is the selfish one. Suddenly, Robert gets on the intercom and says that there is a drunk Mexican named Jose with his girlfriend who he just let in because they need a place to crash. Okay, that's kind of funny. They all take a quick beat, and go right back to arguing.

Jack is lying that she just needs to talk to him when she wants him to stop with the noise, and Kelly calls him "blind, deaf, and retarded." David tries to get them to just talk to each other, but no one listens to him. Robert gets on the intercom again, saying that there is a dwarf who is really fucked up…but he didn't really think this one through very well, so he just hangs up. Jack says, "When was the last time I hit you?" Kelly says that Jack strangled her earlier tonight (no, don't risk fucking up Kelly Osbourne's golden vocal chords!). Jack shows the two cuts on his face and Kelly laughs, "They're tiny, Jack." Jack calls her a bitch, and she says that yes, she's a bitch -- she's tired. Robert on the intercom again. He says the dwarf went over to pet the dog and the dog bit his nose off and he's bleeding everywhere. Hee. I can't believe this fighting is still going on.