Ozzy mumbles his ass off, trying to understand which songs are on which CDs Kelly is handing him. He loads the CD player as "Come Dig Me Out" plays. Ozzy and Kelly sit and listen. Kelly keeps glancing at Ozzy, looking for approval. They chat and smile. Ozzy kisses Kelly, who smiles. It's very cute. "You should be really proud of yourself. I know I am," says Ozzy when the songs ends. Awwwwwww. Kelly's cute here. It almost makes up for the whole rest of the episode. Almost.
Jack's room. Two of the band members come over. One dude launches into apologizing for how high-strung "Casey" is about stuff he cares so much about. Jack gives business-speak, hoping that Casey isn't going to become a "nuisance." The dude responds, "To you, maybe. You get annoyed easily." Jack doesn't respond. Good job, Jack. Good play. They listen to the music. Afterwards, Jack says he likes it. There is awkward silence, and the dude starts babbling about how Jack has an evil grin and someday he's going to become a super-villain and be disgruntled and try to take over the world. Jack is playing it cool, his poker face on.
Sharon's bedroom. Kelly lies around watching Annie. Bad Nanny stands waiting for her. Kelly says that she and Aimee used to watch this movie all the time. Bad Nanny says she did too, but Kelly ignores her, because really, who cares? She's just the help. Shut up and answer her email. They're going to Australia in ten minutes. Kelly realizes she hasn't packed. Oops. I hate when that happens. Bad Nanny starts singing, but then Kelly starts, so Bad Nanny is contractually required to stop singing so that Kelly can have the stage.
Next week everyone in the house has to get a flu shot, Ozzy says. Ozzy asks when they can have sex again. He pours Sharon a Guinness. Lola shits on the floor and Ozzy talks into her ass, asking for no more shit to come out. I wonder if that works. I have to go find my cat. Sharon says that if they have sex, Ozzy will get chemo on him. Ew. Ozzy yells at people not to touch the dog and then Sharon -- or dog shit, and then Sharon. He yells that Sharon shouldn't have dogs in the bed because they carry bugs. Ozzy tells Sharon, "I don't mind if I have a glowing dick." Hee. And that's it! Later.













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