New York. Bad Nanny gets baby gifts already. Sharon is a good boss. Some goofy man is with them, and he coos over the blanket where you wrap the baby up like a burrito. Bad Nanny is just one big hormone as she says, "Aw burrito." Then there's a mitt where you clean the baby with it. "Every day!" says Bad Nanny. Sharon jokes that you then clean the toilet and the countertops with it. I think that's Sharon's gentle reminder for Bad Nanny to start doing her fucking job already.
Ozzy sits in his new car in the driveway, pretending he's driving. Man, this has to be phony. But he's such a loon, I'm not sure. Robert pulls up in his big black SUV and blocks Ozzy's fake-car in. He gets out and goes over to Ozzy's window. "Hey," he says, smiling, trying to figure out what the hell Ozzy is doing. He just leaves, Ozzy going back to his "Pole Position" fantasies.
Kitchen. Ozzy washes tomatoes. Robert comes in. "Hi, Rob. I'm making a salad," he says. Now this has to be just more Boys With Avid bullshit, because they cut it to seem like Robert doesn't react and Ozzy is left just standing there going, "Rob." A little dog starts scratching a pillow, trying to open it up. Lola lies in Ozzy's way, and Ozzy starts talking about how they're all trying to kill him ever since he started bat-biting the animal history books have him listed as the bad guy. "Animal karma," he says. Then he says he hates the taste of salad.
Ozzy calls Bitch Boy on the phone. Where is he? Why isn't he there? Ozzy says that the family is in New York and the peace has been great. Then the Boys With Avids make him say, "I'm bored."
Sharon gets make-up done by the dude. Bad Nanny is still talking. She babbles about how she wants some curry, and Sharon and the make-up dude say they can't eat curry. Bad Nanny loves it and has curry 15 times a week. No you don't. Sharon says she needs one of those turbans to wrap around her ass after she eats it because she gets so sick. Bad Nanny says that Ozzy always tells her she smells like an Indian wrestler's jockstrap. No he doesn't. Bad Nanny is such a liar. I bet she's not even pregnant. Sharon then tells a story about how some lady told Sharon that Ozzy comes in every week to the religious sex shop and buys underwear. Sharon laughs, but then says she thought, maybe he does go in every week. Good story, Sharon.