Ozzy dries his hair. Then he stands in front of a mirror fucking ripping his hair out, he's combing it so hard. Ow. He puts all his jewelry on, his sunglasses, and gets ready for his day…of making a MetRx milkshake and sitting in the backyard staring into space. Why exactly is he getting all dressed up? He tells us this is luxury and he's just going to do what he wants to do today. But Ozzy's peace is ruined by Robert's Sean Paul song blasting from his guest house. Ozzy stares in confusion, and we CUT TO: Robert, via a little spy-cam thing, dancing in his room. Ha. He looks like he's going clubbing down on Santa Monica. Poor cat obviously forgot about the camera. Hasn't he been through enough, MTV, you heartless bastards?
New York, New York. It's a hell of a town. Bad Nanny has been waiting for the family to arrive. Ha -- I wonder if they sent her on a commercial flight to make sure the room is all ready before they arrive on their private plane. Goddamn, that would be some funny funny shit. Bad Nanny curls up on the bed as Sharon puts covers on her and does her voice, saying, "I'm cold. I'm tired. That's what mothers need." Man, Bad Nanny is already milking this pregnancy thing. Sharon jokes that Minnie will help her through labor with her paws on her tummy. Bad Nanny says, "And then she'll bite the baby as it comes out." Sharon agrees. Maybe that's what happened to Kelly.
Home. Ozzy stands in front of the TV, changing channels and chewing gum at the same time. Very impressive. Ozzy changes from History to History to porn -- which actually just looks like some tiled-out MTV dance party footage. Ozzy mumbles that he's forever on the sex channel. And then he makes some joke about the Weather Channel, but it's lost forever. A tree falling.
Hotel. Jack and Bad Nanny on the bed. (No, not like that. Perverts.) Jack, high as hell, babbles that if he had a girl, he'd try very hard to have a boy next. Try how? Think very masculine thoughts during the act? He asks Bad Nanny if she's going to go to Lamaze class. She says she doesn't know. He tells her she better start reading up.
CUT TO: Bad Nanny reads Pregnancy For Dummies. Eh.
Ozzy calls Sharon. He says he misses her and asks when she's coming home. Sharon decides that Minnie would look good as an executive behind a desk -- and she starts playing with Minnie's paws, saying, "Listen to me." Meanwhile Ozzy is saying, "Hello? Hello?" Hee. Ozzy then turns to the camera and says, "She does this to me all the fucking time. She's talking to someone having a conversation, and I'm stuck like a bastard [?] on the fucking phone." Finally Ozzy yells, "Hello?!" standing up, and he knocks his head on the top shelving unit of the desk. Damn, that's funny.