Ozzy. Dressing room. He does more of his voice tape. Ozzy glares at the camera, suspicious.
Bus. Ozzy tries some yoga. One Robert At A Time asks if he can feel that stretch in the back leg? That's the gayest thing anyone has ever asked Ozzy. They pull into New York City.
Kelly and Ozzy and Melinda sit and have food in a hotel room. They talk about cheese and then Kelly's cell phone goes off, playing Sea Shanty. Ozzy talks about how good Sharon seemed. Kelly says the whole cancer thing is freaking her out, and Ozzy gives a pep talk about how they're a family and they'll get through it. Then Kelly's cell goes off again and Ozzy mumbles about how it's the most obnoxious fucking ring. Ozzy asks if Kelly has a boyfriend, but she lies that she doesn't want one. He says, "I hope you don't want a fucking girlfriend." Then he adds, "I'm only joking. I hope." He giggles and then Kelly throws a water bottle top at him, hitting him right in the face. Jesus. Careful. Ozzy is fragile. A blow like that could dislodge the tenuous grasp his skull has on his brain, and then he'd be lost forever. We get a slo-mo shot of the throw. Ozzy is pleased. He says that Kelly should play darts.
Bus. Montage. One Robert At A Time does yoga as Ozzy watches.
Now the tour gang get off the plane as Bitch Boy marvels to the camera how this is the worst that he's ever seen Ozzy and it's amazing he's going through with the tour with everything that's going on. But now Ozzy gets to come home for a couple days.
Ozzy and Jack arrive at the Malibu house, talking about jumping off the pier and throwing a TV through the window and drinking. Sharon opens the door, cackling. She's lit a fire but it's out of control. Ozzy freaks when he sees this raging fucking fire with three or four Duraflames. They argue about Ozzy not putting his hand in the fire as SlingJack watches on. Ozzy pokes it with a broom. The fire now blackens the outside of the fireplace and they argue whether or not to call the "fire brigade." Hee. "That's stupid and fucking dramatic," says Jack. Hee. Ozzy and Sharon pour water on the fire and then Ozzy bitches about the "bastard candles" she has lit as Sharon laughs. She laughs that she just wanted it to be nice when he got back. Ozzy giggles.
Now Jack cleans the black residue off the mantle, wondering why he's always the one who has to do it.
"Goodnight Sheep Shaggers, wherever you may be," says Ozzy, apropos of what, I don't know.
Ozzy is ready to leave for tour again. He tries to get their new pet bird to swear. Bitch Boy watches, laughing, as Ozzy tries to feed the bird. But the bird just keeps freaking out, opening its mouth but not taking the food. Ozzy yells that it's having a "seizure." He eventually puts food in his mouth and sticks the bird's head in his mouth. Hee. PETA is already dialing the phone.