House. Night. Kelly tells Sharon, "You wonder why Fred Durst is moving to England? 'Cause no one hates him there." Sharon responds, "They soon fucking will." Hee. Everyone laughs. Melinda and Jack are there too. They start discussing some poster of an Australian surfer on Sunset who, apparently, has a big dick in the billboard. Melinda thinks it's socks or airbrushing. Jason goes off about how cool would it be to have a ten-story poster of yourself, because then you could say you were as big as your balls. Hee. Suddenly, everyone stops and yells. Lola is back! Jack jumps to the ground and kisses Lola, as Sharon smiles that "one, soft, steaming shit, and she's gone."
They start playing Sade's song, "You think I'd leave your side, baby. You know me better than that," as we get a montage of Jack swimming with Lola in the pool. Jack kissing Lola. Lola jumping. Them cuddling. More swimming. Jack smiling, hugging Lola. Hee. Carrying scared Lola in the water. Lola then gets out of the pool and walks under a "caution" tape, and coughs four times...then pukes all over the walkway. Perfect comic timing, Lola. But also, very nasty.
House. Night. Kelly plays with Jack's bleached hair, pointing out how his scalp is red. He says his hair is so fucked. Kelly's too. Hm. That was a pointless scene. (Oh, to get us used to the sudden jump in time frame, via the hair change. I get it.)
Now Jason and Kelly look at a magazine out front as Jason says that he's always paranoid that Sharon is going to come out and catch him smoking or being drunk.
Inside, Sharon tells Melinda to put "Accommodation" signs up and Melinda jokes that she's going to type up some invoices for Jason. Sharon says that Jack has got to "tell him."
In his room, Jack calls "Mike" and says that his mom says Dill has to go. "So how should I tell him?" asks Jack.
Quick funny shot of Ozzy walking towards an unaware Jason with a knife.
Jack hangs up and tries to psyche himself up. "Just got to tell him. It's going to be tough, though." Aw. He's so bummed out. Young love. Cut down before it ever got a chance to grow.













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