New York hotel room. Kelly is on the phone saying that boyfriend Burt said, "I'm going to get Kelly a job on the road." Kelly bitches that she already has a fucking job and he has no idea what she does. (He doesn't know she's a singer? Well, a "singer"? Really? He doesn't?) She swears on that maybe if the fucker would call her every now and then. Kelly hangs up and bitches to Bad Nanny that Burt is retarded and she doesn't want to talk to him. Yes, and good.
Home. Kitchen Ozzy, probably looking around for carrot cake. Jack asks Ozzy if he's ever been sleepwalking and gotten really violent. "No," says Ozzy, guiltily, like, "Oh shit, what did I do now." Jack shrugs and says, "Just curious." He then goes on that "they" woke him up and he got real violent. Ozzy says nothing. Jack sips an Orangina.
Treadmill. Jack. (Yes, Jack!) Trainer stands there, staring at him. (Quite conveniently standing close, right in the shot, I might add. Okay, that's enough.) Jack talks about how he got violent and angry and freaked out when he was woken up. Trainer wonders if it was a dream. He then says, "No. It's never happened to me." Jack flares his nostrils and looks off into the distance, meaningfully.
House. Day. Sharon. She talks on the phone to Bad Nanny. Sharon tells Bad Nanny not to let Kelly go out with Burt, which has to mean Sharon just likes telling people what to do for fun, because she has to know by now that there is no way she can control anything her children do whatsoever. I wonder when the last time any of these kids had a chore. Well, Robert probably has a lot -- to earn his keep. Bad Nanny says that Kelly is mad because Burt hasn't been calling. Sharon is gleeful about that. They talk about Burt's bad qualities and how he needs to come to Kelly and not the other way around. Bad Nanny then tells how he left Kelly alone for two hours so he could go hang out with his bandmates. Bad Nanny says that she's fucking over it. Sharon pushes aside her pile of cell phones to talk even more emphatically. Sharon calls Burt a bad word and then says that you should never wait for a guy to call. Ozzy, sitting across the room, tries to yell "Hello" into the speaker phone for Melinda. Bad Nanny doesn't respond. Ozzy goes back to his drawing as Sharon smirks. She tells Bad Nanny that they're going to have to do something "to that little pervert."













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