New York. Hotel. Jack arrives, bumping into the wall. In the room, Jack lies on the bed reading a magazine. He asks Kelly why she doesn't just call her boyfriend. Kelly asks Jack not to comment on Burt. Jack says that as a brother, he has to give Kelly some shit. Kelly says that people come up to her and ask why doesn't her brother like Burt? Kelly says that he shouldn't say anything at all if he has nothing nice to say. Kelly says that it doesn't look like Burt is going anywhere anytime soon, so he might as well be nice to Burt. Jack asks if she means, "He engaged [her]." Kelly laughs at his word use. Robert and Jack talk about Kelly's ring and call Burt a "scumbag." Kelly gently reminds Jack that the ring she's wearing is their mom's. "Oh, that's right," says Jack. Jack jokes that Burt probably went to buy a ring at K-Mart. Kelly comes back into the room all serious. "You are so superficial, it's disgusting." "Isn't 'superficial' a good thing?" Jack asks Robert, seriously. Robert stands looking out the window for a long time, then turns around and stoners, "I don't think so." Sure it is. It has "super" right in it! Just like "superfluous." You're extra-perfluous! That's gotta be good. Commercials.

Private plane. The best thing about being an Osbourne. Limo. The second best. Sharon and Jack. Sad music. Sharon is talking to Kelly on the phone -- something bad happened. "Are you hurt? Do you feel hurt? Come on, my sunshine beam. C'mon." Aw, obviously Burt broke up with her. She says she'll be home soon. Jack has a combo told-you-so-slash-that-sucks look on his face. Sharon says that her heart is breaking for Kelly. She goes on that he dumped her on Valentine's Day. Ouch. Jack says, "So not cool." Super-not cool.

Home. Lots of people as usual. Sharon hugs Kelly and some other girl. Aimee? They forgot to tile her out, man. That's craziness. All rules don't apply, man! Worlds colliding!