Someone informs Sharon that DMX is an hour and a half late. Sharon knows that the cameras are on, so she begins repeating how much she loves DMX. He apparently told the limo driver to leave without him. "He won't come," Sharon smiles. The rest of the room agrees with Sharon, saying that DMX is infamous for not showing up, and that he skipped out on the MTV Music Awards two years in a row. Jack materializes to suggest that Sharon call DMX herself to ask where the fuck he is. Sharon says that they can go with a crew to his house and ask him where he is. She wants to know why they can't all just leave now and go do the show at DMX's house. A producer informs Sharon that they actually have a show in this very building with two hundred people and other guests. Sharon can't wait to tell Ozzy about this. The producer tells Sharon to wait until they're doing the show, and then she can call Ozzy. Sharon disobeys and calls Ozzy immediately, but there's no answer. Ever. No voicemail? Sharon says it's really weird doing the show, because she'll say something and then she'll go to get Ozzy's reaction and he's not there. I wonder if that's a normal relationship. I'll ask Stee; he's in the next room. ["I'll ask Glark; he's down the hall taking a nap." -- Wing Chun]

Ozzy is showing some guy in a red shirt his studio, but won't let him touch anything.

Ozzy shows a woman the studio, while screaming to a dog that dogs are not allowed. Some of the clothes people wear to the Osbourne home -- do they not realize they're constantly getting filmed?

Ozzy's still telling the man in the red shirt not to touch anything.

Bad Outfit admires Ozzy's disco ball. Sharon! You'd better get home quick!

Red Shirt asks what a certain box is for. Ozzy tells him it's for Red Shirt to not fucking touch.

Sharon asks her staff if "L.J. Hubbard" is on the show today. Jack tells her that it's "L. Ron Hubbard." The Producer goes one step further, patiently telling Sharon that the guest's name is actually "D.L. Hughley." Man, that's funny. Jack and the producer then tell Sharon who L. Ron Hubbard was. Sharon says she was just kidding, but wants to know if she can announce on today's show that they have a special interview with L. Ron Hubbard. Final answer: No.