Cut to Jack in his Deathmobile. We're supposed to believe that Jack just hauled ass home, called all of his friends, and gathered with them in his bedroom to make his own dildo using a kit called "Make Your Own Dildo." Okay, when they fashioned the top of the episode after Stee and I not spending enough time together because I'm off at a crappy show, I thought it was just a funny coincidence, but this is too much, people!

The size of the "mixing bowl" these boys are using is so large it cracks me up. Also, this early in the game, I'm wondering if they're all planning on dipping their dicks into that bucket together, because that would be a different game entirely, wouldn't it? One of the canisters is labeled "Penis This Side," which I'm thinking will be the name of my first book of poetry. Hee. The kid is violently shaking the bag of powder into the mixing bowl, saying, "I've got to do it fast, within a minute." Jack asks, "A minute of what?" Hee! There's counting and a quick discussion of where this boy will whip out his willy. Jack asks if he can hold the penis cup for him. With his mouth. All of the nameless boys get involved, all huddled around Jack, saying the word "penis" a lot and then shouting things like, "Don't get it on my hand!"

Nanny is back, post-natal, and actually brings a newborn into that petri dish of toxoplasmosis.

Ozzy putters.

Someone holds Nanny Jr., complimenting his "nice, flat ears." Hell, maybe they're talking about Lola.

Ozzy putters.

Close-up on baby. Ozzy wanders in and remarks on how big the baby is getting. This is so stupid. Ozzy holds the baby and then they edit together a series of shots of people looking nervous, including the dogs, and the sound of the fussy baby. Like I'm watching Space Ghost. Ozzy invites people to see his baby -- the studio.

Ozzy shows Nanny the studio and brags that there's no dog shit in it. "Yeah, yet," Nanny says, realizing that she just left the baby in a pile of dog shit somewhere. Ozzy starts watching his flat-screen television. Nanny leaves when she sees two girls in bikinis on the screen. They edit in a girl's voice asking, "Should we take our bikinis off?" Just stop with the editing. You're not even trying. It's so obvious.

Still paging DMX. Sharon still loves him for not giving a shit about her.