One of Sharon's producers has a voice that would make your skin slide off. She calls DMX. Sharon gets on the phone. For your future meetings with DMX, just know that apparently he likes to be called "X." Sharon asks where his "raggedy ass" is. She tells him she loves him and can't wait for him to get there. She tells him to put his fucking foot on his fucking accelerator. Sharon's producer says she loves it when Sharon does her gang voice: "It is so awesome. You are so black!" Sharon says she's not black at all. ScaryVoice calls Sharon a "sister." Sharon reluctantly gives her some dap.
Where are the commercials in this show? Sharon says that they'll just have to start the show on time and say that DMX might show up and if he doesn't, she'll fucking sing.
Post-commercials, Sharon repeats again that she'll sing if DMX doesn't show. She calls for Jack.
Cut to Jack in his Deathmobile. We're supposed to believe that Jack just hauled ass home, called all of his friends, and gathered with them in his bedroom to make his own dildo using a kit called "Make Your Own Dildo." Okay, when they fashioned the top of the episode after Stee and I not spending enough time together because I'm off at a crappy show, I thought it was just a funny coincidence, but this is too much, people!
The size of the "mixing bowl" these boys are using is so large it cracks me up. Also, this early in the game, I'm wondering if they're all planning on dipping their dicks into that bucket together, because that would be a different game entirely, wouldn't it? One of the canisters is labeled "Penis This Side," which I'm thinking will be the name of my first book of poetry. Hee. The kid is violently shaking the bag of powder into the mixing bowl, saying, "I've got to do it fast, within a minute." Jack asks, "A minute of what?" Hee! There's counting and a quick discussion of where this boy will whip out his willy. Jack asks if he can hold the penis cup for him. With his mouth. All of the nameless boys get involved, all huddled around Jack, saying the word "penis" a lot and then shouting things like, "Don't get it on my hand!"
Nanny is back, post-natal, and actually brings a newborn into that petri dish of toxoplasmosis.
Someone holds Nanny Jr., complimenting his "nice, flat ears." Hell, maybe they're talking about Lola.
Close-up on baby. Ozzy wanders in and remarks on how big the baby is getting. This is so stupid. Ozzy holds the baby and then they edit together a series of shots of people looking nervous, including the dogs, and the sound of the fussy baby. Like I'm watching Space Ghost. Ozzy invites people to see his baby -- the studio.