CUT TO: Jack with a paintball gun. He tells his plan to someone on the phone.

Night. Side of house. Jack, dressed in full gear, plays paintball with some unseen someone in the backyard. Again, poor hired help who have to clean the paint off everything in the morning.

Morning. House. Jack's room. He wakes up, stretching floppily. Jack fires his paintball gun at some dog toys sitting in the yard. That'll be great when the dogs poison themselves trying to chew on their toys. Suddenly, a siren starts, and it's probably just Boys With Avids piecing this all together, but it's still pretty funny. Jack runs inside and up to his room as we hear a police scanner, and then Ozzy yells, "Jack!" and Jack turns around quickly, nervous.

The big guy from before is talking to a cop out front. The cop is saying that he's seen paintball on the TV before, and some of the guns go pretty far. The dude counters that therefore maybe it's from someone else's gun? Wait, aren't the cops and neighbors going to see this episode and then have proof positive? Sharon needs to fire those lawyers for letting this get on the air.