Sharon's show starts. Ozzy and Sharon take a seat. Sharon tells the audience to cheer for her husband and says she fibbed to him to get him here today. Ozzy doesn't understand. The remarkably unattractive crowd goes wild. Sharon once again says "Shannen Dockidee." In her green room, Shannen Dockidee takes a shit on the floor, as that's the only real way to get Sharon to notice her. Corinne, Sharon, and Ozzy say the word "Doherty" enough that it sounds as made-up as it is. Yay, Blooper Reel! Sharon fucks the name up again. They complain about the fog machine. If you've never been sitting in front of a fog machine, you don't know how terrible it is to breathe that stuff. I had the worst asthma attack of my life after getting blasted in the face with one of those things. Eventually Ozzy interrupts Sharon on-screen to say Shannen Doherty's name correctly. Ozzy screams "Trick or Treat!" and then tries to leave the set, thinking his work here is done. Ozzy's not used to working for more than three minutes and thirty seconds at a time.

On the drive home, Ozzy complains about Sharon's lies. Thankless Task Man tells him what's happening tomorrow. He's got an interview. Then the stylist is measuring him for his European television appearance. Ozzy's all, "The who?"

Cut to: Dame Edna arm-in-arm with Ozzy. Wah wah wah waaaaaaah!

Next week: Jack's more dangerous than the Noxzema girl late for an audition.