Back. Hotel. Night. Kelly, dressed like Jack -- i.e. like a trucker -- walks through the halls. She tries to get Sarah to calm down for just a second. Sharon walks through looking gorgeous, and Kelly goes to tell her what happened downstairs before Jack tells her. Hee. She's heard that a million times, I'm sure. She goes on that they were downstairs at a club, "not drinking." These girls sat down at the table, and Jack goes to Kelly, "If you say one word to them…" We see this happening. Kelly says she wasn't going to say anything, but the girl looked her up and down. Sharon tells Kelly not to go back down there and fight with Jack. "It's my birthday!" yells Kelly. "Does that not compute into your head?" Sharon thinks they'll be a war with Jack or the girls if they go back down there. Retarded fucking Sarah goes, "I'll fight." Sharon just sort of stares at her with a warning look. Then Sharon tells Kelly not to talk to her like she's her girlfriend. (This I don't understand, because that's how Sharon has set it up, but whatever.) Kelly gets on the elevator, and Sharon tells her if she goes down and gets into a fight, they'll be kicked out of the hotel. Sarah, all of a sudden Eddie Haskell-ing all over the place, says that she doesn't want to go downstairs because she doesn't want to see Kelly get into a fight. Sharon tells Kelly that she's acting like a spoiled brat. Kelly responds, "I am spoiled. Get over it. I'm not a brat, though." Sharon calmly says, "And you look ridiculous in that hat." Seriously, I would buy a book on being a manager/mom/conflict negotiator if Sharon wrote one. She's fucking brilliant.

Jack and Dill and crew hang in the club as, upstairs, Kelly tries to convince Sarah to come downstairs with her. She says they'll win and that's what they (the boys) want if they (the girls) stay upstairs.

Of course, Kelly and Sarah go downstairs. (Now, actually, I think this is a flashback from the original fight in the bar, but they make it look like they've gone back down.) Jack tells Kelly that this girl just came up at sat in his friend's lap, and she should just ignore it because she might have fun being a bitch, but they're just trying to have fun too, so "back the fuck off." So Kelly then does start yelling at the random girl and yelling, "It's my birthday!" Jack says to get them out of there now. He then apologizes to the girl. She says she got a little "wet" from Kelly (I guess Kelly spit her drink or something) but that it's okay. Kelly looks like a complete douche.