Dentist. They put Ozzy on straight oxygen and then, done, move him into another room. He asks the new hygienist if there's any nitrous in this room. Hee. She says she'll go ask. Ozzy gets some weird tooth guard thing on as they check out his caps or something. He mutters, "Nitrous."

Recording studio. Kelly and Bad Nanny are talking about how Robert cried when he saw the rock they put with his name on it in the back yard. Aw. That's very sweet. Suddenly, there is a knock on the door and Bad Nanny goes to see who it is. She comes back to report that Xtina is out there, wearing a short skirt and a hoodie, waiting for Kelly. Oh shit. This is just like Jam Master Jay! Don't go out there. But Kelly does, walking down the hall with her people. "I could break her. She's like a twig," says Kelly. They walk through this big open space, coming to a kitchen where some worker lady is. Now Kelly is talking about how Xtina just smacked her arm. What? I guess they had a run-in which they weren't allowed to show. That sucks. This isn't very well-explained. The worker lady infers that Xtina is not well-liked around there. Kelly says that Xtina's a cunt. Whoa. So they just fought? Thanks for showing it, dicks.

House. Night. Jack's room. Hangers-on. They talk about how there are two cabs full of girls coming over. Nice.

Downstairs. Kelly is leaving, and Sharon asks where she's going. Kelly says she's going to get raped in a back alley and do crack. That's so weird -- that's what I did last night. She adds that she's going to a club but doesn't know the name of it. Sharon asks to come along and Kelly really wants her to -- Sharon says she'll come out on Friday for Jack's birthday. Kelly scrunches up her face into an immediate scowl whenever she gets a chance. It's so bratty it's almost endearing. Almost. Kelly suddenly starts talking about what to get Jack for his birthday. He'll just lose jewelry, he has all the computer games, he won't wear clothes she buys, and he can't drive or she'd buy him a car. A car!? Jesus. My sister forgot my birthday this year...and Kelly's considering buying her brother a car. Man, I need a new sister. (Just kidding. Love you!) Sharon goes all Mom on her, trying to get her to wear a coat. Kelly says, "I'm sexy! Sort of." Someone puts a coat on Kelly and she leaves, as Lola licks Sharon.