Inside now. I think Sharon is upset. She talks to Kelly about it, saying that she didn't quite ask them nicely to be quiet, but rather said, "Shut the fuck up you middle-aged something-or-others." She repeats that they heard Ozzy was okay but that she was a lunatic. Kelly says that they play "The Girl From Ikaniba," totally fucking up the title of the Stan Getz song. Hee. Kelly talks on, burping in the middle of speaking, that it's one thing to play music at six or ten, but 2:15 AM is a bit excessive. Sharon laughs that she said she was going to church at one, and says that the Wankers were staying stuff about crosses on their doors and Black Sabbath, and Kelly says that Ozzy wrote that music and worked for those crosses on the doors so fuck off. The gay dog sleeps on Kelly's shoulder. Hee. Sharon says she hates that "small-mindedness," and that when the Lead Wanker comes over tomorrow she wants to hold him down and piss on his head. Ew. She goes on that when she said he doesn't work and just lives off Daddy's money, he didn't say one fucking word. Kelly says he drives an obnoxious car. "Puss is cleaning Gus Gus," they say, stopping to watch the two cats. Sharon says that the cats love each other. Kelly then changes the subject, recounting, horrified, that the valet guy farted in her car! Sharon says she hates that. Is this, like, a major problem in Beverly Hills? Kelly says she screamed and told the head valet, and he apologized, and she said, "No, it's disgusting." (It's great that they don't recognize the irony of bitching about rich kids not working and being spoiled, and then Kelly complains how the valet guy farted in her car. It's just brilliant.) Sharon says that she's going to wear these fake bad teeth she puts in when he comes over tomorrow. She says, "Hello, would you like some tea?"