Canada is great at certain things. Hockey, for instance. We're really good at hockey. But you know what we're not really good at? Television. We make exceptionally bad television. ["Oh, come on, now. Degrassi was great." -- Sars] The Canadian version of Popstars is absolutely frightening. Please, make it stop. There are enough pre-fabricated bands on this earth already. We don't need to contribute any more. The last Canadian Popstar band ended up hanging out on my street singing. That's right. They'd go OUT FOR DINNER and sit on the patio SINGING. Because they're pop freaking stars. Yawn.