Real World - Road Rules Challenge
Real World - Road Rules Challenge

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Drunken Bee: C | 738 USERS: C+
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Bugging Out

Later that night, Dunbar is handling the meat. Ashli makes a comment and he yells at her, telling her to quit hogging the food and go home already. Ashli hobbles off, and then interviews that Dunbar irritates her so much that every time he opens his mouth she wants to shoot herself in the face. Sometimes, these girls make me want to cry. They're always saying things like that. "That guy is such a jerk, I want to kill myself." "He said so many mean things, I just wanted to go puke my dinner into the pit toilet." Dunbar declares that he thinks Ashli should just die. Dunbar is acting psychotic. He claims it's because he's hungry. I say it's because of Grandpa Funny Fingers.

Commercials. It's meat time! Bananas has the Joe Pesci line delivery dialed up to eleven as he celebrates that "Its red, its juicy, its delicious." Dunbar is sad that he only gets a tiny bit of meat. Just pretend it's 1864, Dunbar, and all your slaves have fled your plantation and you're making do with that boney old milk cow and those heavy old curtains.

Ashli and Jenn talk about the Face Off. Ashli wants to go in, Jenn does, too. Everyone wants to keep Ev out of the Face Off so she doesn't ever get a key. Cut over to Robin and Ev. Ev is worried about getting shut out of chances to get a key. Cut over to The Family strategizing about keeping Ev out. The plan is for Paula or Jenn to volunteer to go in and then request that Kellyanne get voted in. Paula has some trepidation about Kellyanne after last week. Bananas gets exasperated and storms out saying "We got retarded broads in our freaking palapa!"

Johanna and Paula discuss how crazy Bananas and Kenny are and how they're clearly just using them as pawns. No shit. The boys come back and Johanna makes the case for sending the injured Ashli in rather than the now apparently fearsome Kellyanne. The boys agree. Mainly probably because Johanna had a claw grasp on Kenny's balls.

TJ. Teejj! Face Off deliberations. Five girls volunteer: Jenn, Johanna, Paula, Ev, Ashli. They vote; Jenn and Paula are in. Bananas offers that Ashli should have to go in; Ev disagrees because if it's anything physical Ashli will have to sit out which automatically gives keys to the other two. Ev calls "Alliance" on this move. More jawing on. Ashli gets voted in.

Real World - Road Rules Challenge

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