Cut to Ev who is "sickened" by the proceedings. Ev has some emotional modulation issues. Paula and Dunbar win the first point. Everyone is bleeding and exhausted. Paula tells Jenn if they help her, she guarantees she won't go home. Jenn agrees, and the next point happens in a blink. But not such a quick blink that I missed Dunbar bouncing off the ball and getting thrown at least ten feet into the dirt. Just like how Mr. Overseer would do him back home! Derrick gives a heartbreaking interview about how well Ashli did with just one foot and how it was "a battle out there. A battle."
Ashli interviews about how she needs a key, especially how she's "disabled" now. God, no Betty Ford on this island, and no ADA protections either?
The Hollywood Tard set. Paula gets a key. Jenn pleads: "This body will give you 100% or more." Jenn, why do you always have to get so porny? Ashli pleads: she thanks Derrick, which is sweet, and then tells everyone that she realizes Jenn probably deserves to stay and trusts them to make the right decision. At this point Teej jumps in and needles her some more about her "quitting." Ashli says that she's not quitting, she thinks that folks could trust that her foot would heal and keep her around, or they could not. Teej decides to "call a spade a spade" and then addresses the kangaroo court: "Nobody else quit, okay? I'm getting tired of it." TJ. Seriously. You are getting tired of what exactly? Getting paid a few ten thousand to hang in Panama for a month working for two hours a day? These people have a lot of problems. A tendency to quit is really the most minor. I get that reality show hosts develop strange ticks and obsessions, but chewing someone out for "quitting" when she gave a decent effort? As Gob would say: C'MON!
Vote. Everyone votes Ashli off. Ev does so with a cranky monologue.
We end on The Family declaring that Ev shall never go into a Face Off and Ev declaring that she will. Except for... the rule of this game are such that there's no way for her to get herself into a Face Off if other people don't want her to. So there's that scintillating cliffhanger for ya.
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