In case you didn't get it above, Kefla explains the rules again. I'm not going to, because unlike Bunim-Murray, I assume you all have attention spans longer than fifteen seconds. Veronica says she's not scared of snakes individually, but when there are two hundred fifty, she gets "freaked out." As much as I dislike Veronica, I can't say I blame her. Jeff tells Kefla he has to hold the bag while they count the snakes. They show a flashback from Kefla's season, where he was scared of snakes. Kefla says he will hold the empty bag, but that's about it. Annoying does some trash talk directly into the camera: "And even though they think maybe they might win, we've already gone three in a row, and it's second nature to us now. We're gonna keep winning, and they're just gonna get sadder and sadder, and that's too bad." Then she does a raspberry. Shut up, Annoying. I have to think that the camera man goaded her into doing that. I just can't accept that she might have said it on her own. It would annoy me too much to believe that.
Kefla has the RR team pet the cow skull that usually resides on the front of the Winnie for good luck. Yes says that with Kefla and "the horns" on their side, they'll pull through.
Round one is Teck and Kat versus Dan and Los. Dan thinks that a snake is looking at him. David cheers them on by singing a little song about "snagging snakes with the quickness." Could I make that up? The final tally in this round is RW 14, RR 20.
Round two is Mike and Annoying versus Piggy and Holly. Piggy is a total pro, gathering like ten snakes in each hand. Heather points one out to Annoying, who looks at it and says it's not one of theirs. The camera shows the snake in question, and it is indeed one of theirs. Or they inserted that shot later to make Annoying look stupid. Like she needs help. The final tally is RW 10, RR 20.
Before the next round begins, Annoying and Teck tell David to throw the other team's snakes into the bushes so they can't get to them. Yes says something to Annoying, and she does that passive-aggressive thing where she says something to Yes, but really only Kat can hear her, and says, "Don't even look at me that way because I will come over there and tear you a new asshole." That would have been a lot more threatening if she said it to Yes instead of Kat. Oh, and shut up, Annoying. Veronica says that Annoying was kicking the green snakes, which jibes with what she just told David to do. Kefla tells Veronica not to worry about it. Veronica says it doesn't matter, but Annoying is "bitching like crazy." In an interview, Veronica says, "I don't dislike her, but she's just a wimp and I don't like that. Can't she just suck it up and just get her job done?" Annoying retorts in her own interview, "I think Veronica is a very jealous person and I don't know what she's jealous of. Maybe because our team's totally winning and she's putting it out on me because..." Then there is a really obvious edit and Annoying says, "I don't have to show my tits and cleavage. I just have to wear a regular top." Wow, the way that was edited, Annoying could have said something totally different there, but they made it look like she was talking about Veronica. Or maybe she was talking about Veronica. I hate both of them and I wish they would get bitten by poisonous snakes.