Now it's Dan versus Laterrian for the win. Okay, I have to say it. With Dan's experience with greased poles, the Real World team is a lock. Sorry. Andrew reminds them that they have to put the flags in the crates. The what? Every time I think that I have this game figured out, they throw another rule in there. I was right though -- Dan makes it to the end first. Oh, I see. They have to swim back and plant the flag in a crate on the dock. Is it too much to ask that they actually explain the rules before the game starts? It's not that complicated. I thought the RW team had it won when Dan reached the flag first, and I couldn't figure out why they kept showing it. Anyway, the RW team wins and screams and hugs and jumps. Christian pats Laterrian on the shoulder and says, "Great job." In an interview, Syrrhosis says that he didn't want to have any mercy on Road Rules, and that he wanted to be the one to "twist the dagger." Whatever, Syrrhosis. Go drink a beer. James talks to himself on a boat somewhere. Laterrian looks sad. The scoreboard shows that the RW team won 103-81.

Andrew presents the RW team with their check, bringing their grand total to $30,000. He announces that the MVP is Kameelah. Who? Why? Julie voice-overs that Kameelah deserves the MVP because she stuffed her face with lobster, and she beat Ayanna on the pole. What about Dan? He beat Laterrian. I don't understand. Kameelah gets to spin the Wheel of Corporate Sponsorship. She wins a "digital camera package," which is pretty cool, I guess. She doesn't sound too excited about it.