MJ, baby, college fund, blah blah blah. Braaaad taaaalks about straaategy to MJ. Girls talk incomprehensibly about what they're scared about doing in the next Challenge. Seriously, were the microphones supplied by Fisher Price this time? I can't understand any of them.

Ice rink. But first, I should tell you that I didn't realize they were in an ice rink right away, but I did notice that it looked like some of them were gliding along and my first thought was that a few of them were wearing Heelys. Teej welcomes them and tells them that their challenge is "Freezing as Puck." They have to pair up (guy/girl), make teams of six, and then some of them will sit on blocks of ice while their teammates push them across the ice, aiming to get them into the center of a circle. So, like human curling. People get disqualified by falling off the ice blocks. The other detail Teej provides, which is a real shocker, is that the guys have to put speedos on, the girls, bikinis. Yes, because what we really want to see is the outline of Dunbar's ice-shriveled junk.

Commercials. Again? Okay, sure! I'm always all for more commercials and less of this show! We come back and they're dividing themselves into teams. Evan decides his team should be called "Team Success" and then interviews about how the six strongest guys -- him, MJ, Mark, Landon, Brad, and Easy-- are on his team. I love how Big Easy is fooling everyone AGAIN.

Poor sad non-Derrick Derek interviews about how before he even knows it, the big guys have circled up a team together. So, he's left with the rejects: Isaac, Ryan, Nehemiah, Davis, and Dunbar. Notice how I don't mention which girls are on which team? It's because I have started to suffer from Battered Recapper Syndrome and have begun to believe that women have no inherent worth or dignity.

Speedo/bikini hijinks. Dunbar brings up his penis. Just like grandpa used to do at dinner. Eric makes a totally incomprehensible analogy between himself in a Speedo and Santa Claus on Atkins. Big Easy, if I EVER catch you sneaking into my house trying to give me presents.....