Commercials. Morning. Paula greets Evan with a big bowl of crazy, demanding that he tell her who to pick. Evan interviews that he doesn't know when he became the Godfather who people are coming to for answers. Evan thinks that if Paula told MJ she'd pick him, she should do that. MJ is standing right there. Paula then counts off how the Kickball Pecking Order should go, and MJ marches over to the girl's room and announces it. RIVETING. They are all in on the list? That makes for great television. Ruthie listens to MJ tell her who to pick, but interviews that she's not taking orders from anyone. MJ is getting more and more desperate, talking over "the list" with anyone who will listen. Derek lays in his bed looking all sleepy and kind of wins me over right there, because he is so clearly making a grocery list in his head while MJ blabs on and on, about Dunbar pick Diem pick Ryan pick Isaac and Katie and UH GAHHHH.
Derek rubs his head and declares that it's way too early in the game to be this complicated. Over in another room, Paula kneels on the floor amidst a few others and runs through the "i say you you say this they say this" and on and on and on again. Ryan interviews that it is absolute "pandemonium" in the house right now. Yes, if by "pandemonium" you mean, a bunch of people sitting very still mumbling sequences of names to themselves like they're autistic.
They all make their way out into the front yard of their house (heh) where Teej is waiting all God-like to preside over their begats again. Mark and Rachel pick Aneesa first. Aneesa begat Landon begat Brittini begat Brad begat Tori ("Tori and myself are engaged") begat Evan begat Paula begat...
Commercials. Paula begat Dunbar!!!!! Evan tells Paula that's fucked up. MJ interviews that Paula just crossed "the power players" and now she's marked. Dunbar begat Diem begat Ryan begat... and so on, until we end with Robin and MJ in the end. Oh, dear. MJ's going to really punk out and drag Ryan back in. And he does. Ryan is pissed; MJ mutters that "Paula did it, bro" and Ryan snips that he is NOT Paula's keeper. I love how Biblical this season is. Robin picks Kimberly. They pick the games they're playing -- the girls will be doing "Duel Pole Dancing," the boys, "Push Over." Kimberly is going to have to reconcile her feminist stand against those ghetto girls who strip for a living! And "Push Over" doesn't sound good for Ryan.