Oh no. Dan and Robin swing in hammocks next to one another. Oh no. They kiss. Oh, Robin. Why did you have to go and DO THIS? I'm so upset.
Over the other way, another totally random and ill-advised bunch of nonsense. Jenn is telling Rachel -- and I am telling you here that this is really, literally, what she says -- that if she woke up and the human race was gone, she could survive. Rachel is looking at her like she's Portia de Rossi. Jenn interviews about Rachel and her syntax is so convoluted she may as well be the Governor from Alaska. She promises us, the viewers, that there is something "of significance" with Rachel that makes her feel like, if nothing else, that Rachel will be her friend "'til the end of the day." Wow. That's a historic love. Rachel interviews that she's feeling weird about being on a challenge without challenges, and that she just misses scrapping and so might volunteer herself tomorrow.
TJ. TJ Lavin's agent, please call me. This is the sweetest gig in television. Deliberations about the Face Off start. Rachel jumps in and volunteers herself, and then declares that it makes no sense for her AND Robin to go in together (why? I'm not totally clear) and proposes that it be her and two "newbies" -- Kellyanne and Ashli. Robin starts to cry. These poor ladies. They have such limited outlets for their aggression, and SO MUCH built up from this protracted life experience. We go to commercial wondering if Robin will go in against Rachel in spite of the latter's wishes.
Robin does indeed insist on going in. Kellyanne volunteers herself since that's who the vote would go for anyway. Ev thinks people are silly to underestimate Kellyanne. I think Ev is just blinded by those boobies. Standard worrying from all involved parties over the outcome of the Face Off.
Oh, god. Another night falls. Just get to the end already! So, we had ended the last scene with Kenny telling Rachel that Robin and Kellyanne are a cancer on the house. Cut to a meeting between JaBrohanna, Paula, and Bananas -- "the family" as Kenny tells us they are called. Apparently Kenny has not read Helter Skelter. Seriously? The family? Now Kenny is all for getting rid of Rachel, as she is "the head" (Johanna's description) of that band of feminazi misfits (TM Bananas). Okay. I was flirting with not being on their side (I hate underdogs), but they're being kind of hilarious. Plus, they have Paula. It's all very confusing.