Mark points out that none of the teams left in the game has won a prize. In an interview, Mike says that he was determined to win the car. Do we really need an interview every five seconds with someone telling us that they really want to win the car? It's a car. Clearly, they want to win it. Only one team can. We get it. In an interview, Emily says that she's confident that it is her car. In an interview, Tara says that there's no way that she's going to lose. Sigh.
Two hours and thirty minutes have elapsed. As we see water running off the ice, Timmy says that he has to pee. Emily asks if he can pee and get back in five minutes. Timmy says that he's going to pee right there. Timmy tells Tara that he's going to pee and he hopes that it doesn't splash on her. He only needs to have a hand and a foot on the ice, so I don't understand why he couldn't use his other hand to...aim. Timmy warns the others that it's happening. The referees are cracking up. Everyone else is grossed out. I am seriously impressed with his ability to pee straight down and not get any on the leg of his shorts. Then again, I don't pee standing up, so it's all a big mystery to me. The shot of the pee hitting the sand goes on for way too long. Emily says that they had better win the car now. In an interview, Emily says that Timmy was sending out a message that this car is his, and he's marked it. That's so Will from Big Brother. Emily tells the camera that she will stand in Timmy's urine all day for that Saturn. Timmy is jubilant, and can't believe how much better he feels.
Coral says that the heat is starting to get to her. In an interview, Tara says that another hour has passed, so it's time for them to put three extremities on the ice. The time elapsed is three hours and five minutes. Timmy says that it's going to be "Battle of the Flexibility" and he's losing. In an interview, Timmy says that he's laying next to a block of ice "with three appendages on it, and [he's] laying in [his] own urine." Hee! I don't know why Timmy cracks me up and Theo annoys me. Yes, I do. Timmy is actually funny while Theo tries way too hard. Emily tells him not to get frustrated, and that he's doing fine. Timmy replies, "Frustrated? I've got underwear on my head." Hey, I was right! In an interview, Emily says that Timmy is having all kinds of problems, while she is totally comfortable. They are both sitting on the sand with two hands and one foot on the ice. Emily says that she could sit like that all day. Emily advises Timmy to get comfortable.













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