Inside the Inner Circle
Mark asks Theo how he keeps his body "so silky smooth." Why do they even bother asking Theo questions? Theo says that he's made of 100\% cotton, and he eats a lot of peanuts, and bee pollen.
Lindsay tells Danny and Kelley that they were underestimated, but that they proved to be strong. Kelley yells, "Who the hell underestimated me? Come on! Speak up! I'm strong, y'all!" Everyone laughs. Kelley asks what the question was again. Lindsay asks how they did it, and Kelley says that they have muscle, and asks if anyone wants to feel her ass. One of the guys yells, "I do!" I think Kelley's drunk.
Mark asks Dan whether it was weird being on the trip with two girls that he'd hooked up with. Everyone hoots and hollers. Dan says that he only hooked up with one of them, and puts his arm around Tara, and then says that the other one (Holly Not Wick) was a fabrication, which he explained earlier. Dan says that it wasn't that weird, because Tara is his friend.
Lindsay has another question for Dan and asks whether he ever got jealous of Mike and Tara's relationship. Dan says that he didn't until he saw it on TV, and Coral yells, "The boob touch!" Mike laughs and says that it was slick, and Coral claims that she taught him well. Dan admits that it was a good move, and Coral says that you have to get them while they're vulnerable.
Mark asks Danny whether he's conquered his fear of heights. Danny says that he's happy he overcame that obstacle, but that he's not over the fear, and he probably never will be. Danny adds that it will probably take a lot of therapy to get over it.
Lindsay asks Hollywick whether there was a certain event that made her seek God, or if she was brought up to have a strong faith. Coral cackles madly. Hollywick says that she was brought up in the Lutheran church, but that she had her rocky times. Hollywick says that she fell away from her faith in those rocky times, but meeting Chadwick made her faith grow "tenfold." God knows that Chadwick has tested my faith in humanity.
Lindsay asks Elka when the wedding is. Elka says that there isn't going to be a wedding. Mark feigns surprise and asks what happened. Elka says that when she got back from Cabo, she broke up with Walter, and she's not engaged anymore, so she's single. Timmy and Theo both make comments to the effect that they would like to date her. Lindsay asks Elka if she's currently dating anyone. Elka says that she's just dating around and enjoying being single, but that she still loves Walter and cares about him very much. Elka adds that being single has been "a good growing experience," and that she felt like she wasn't ready to get married yet. One of the guys -- Mike, I think -- asks Elka if she'd go to the prom with him. Mark says that he hasn't been this upset since Justin and Britney broke up.