Buses driving down the highway. The teams arrive at Boston College and head out to the football field. Jamie does a very awkward cartwheel and his sunglasses fly off. Ha! The teams wait on the field. Hmm -- Jamie is giving Michelle a very familiar hug. A wolf-type mascot rushes out on to the field along with a bunch of cheerleaders in full costume. One of the coaches, Christie, steps out front and introduces herself. I've been a cheerleader, and this is all I have to say about Christie -- she's totally a base. J-Dawg (my boyfriend) comments, "Boy, she's busty." Christie continues talking, but instead we hear a Syrrhosis voice-over: "There's beautiful women everywhere, and I'm just like in heaven." Some cheerleader flexes for the camera. Peter, another cheerleading coach, steps out, and he is NO Sparky Polastri. He explains that there will be three parts to the competition: a "theme" competition with costumes, a sideline cheer -- then suddenly a different guy, named Jeff, is speaking and explaining that the third part will be "the perfect cheer," with music and everything. Jeff finishes by saying that they each need to pick a team captain. Everyone on Road Rules points to Michelle (duh!) and in an interview, she says that of all the missions they've done, this is the one where she wants to be captain.

Things aren't as clear-cut on the Real World side. Oh, I guess they are. In an interview, Syrrhosis explains, "Dan chose to be the chief." Dan and Susie have a mock-fight, getting in each other's faces over who will win the mission. Emily and Michelle do some weird vogueing cheer thing. Dan picks up Michelle over his shoulder and spanks her. No, he really did. In an interview, Dan says that his team has a chance. I should note that they've shown three interview clips from Dan thus far, and he has looked completely different in each one. Like not just a different shirt, but also his hair was totally different, the background was totally different -- everything.