The RR team rolls up to the stadium in full costume. James yells, "Last month was their time, but this month is our time!" I think James should wear that silly wig at all times. It makes him easier to take because he just looks so ridiculous.

A huge crowd has gathered in the bleachers, including numerous cheerleading squads in uniform. I'm going to guess that there was some sort of camp going on, and that's why they are all there. The RR team is introduced, and their theme is "The Seventies." What is this, a high school dance? What a lame theme. James goes nuts and runs up into the stands.

The RW team comes out next, and their theme is "Big Pimpin'." Okay, still lame, but when they were filming this, that song was popular. It seems really dated now, but at the time, I guess it worked. Still-looking-stoned Syrrhosis says in an interview that he doesn't know what he's doing but he's "going to ham this up. Honey. Glazed. Ham." Okay, that was funny. We see Syrrhosis ham it up by taking a huge bow for the crowd. He's wearing a purple trench coat with a leopard-skin collar, and a gigantic purple hat. Dan is wearing a bright red wig and white sunglasses, along with a cheerleading uniform. The crowd chants "Road Rules," and Dan counters with "Real World." No one listens, because he looks like Ronald McDonald crossed with the Dutch Paint boy.

The RR team gets to go first. Michelle voice-overs that their theme is "The Seventies" (thanks for sharing -- again) and that their strategy is to do "the whole Saturday Night Fever dance moves, wear the Elvis wig, sunglasses, big hats." That's a strategy? Okay. The crowd chants "Road Rules" some more, and Dan sits on a bench and pouts. The RR team starts their cheer, and it goes as follows:

ALL:Road Rules is number one and don't you forget it.
Road Rules is all about hitting the streets, no fear, no doubt.
Real World life ain't so plush, half are whiners and half are lush.
BOYS:Kameelah, where's your "Phantom Pooper"?
GIRLS:Julie, suck it up and be a trooper.
BOYS:Rebecca, you're caught in between.
GIRLS:Dan, you know, that drama queen.
BOYS:Syrus, living in a teenage dream.
GIRLS:Jamie hits on our whole team.
ALL:: Vote for the rugged, vote for the raw
We're here to kick ass and that is all! Road Rules!