Over on the Road Rules bus, one of the girls sings that it's amazing what you'll do "for ten thousand doooollars!" Michelle flips up Susie's skirt to write the word "Rules" on Susie's ass with tape. Susie asks if Michelle just touched her ass. Um, isn't that why you're on all fours on the floor? Because if there's another reason, I don't want to know what it is.
The RW team is indoors somewhere, showing their sideline cheer to their coaches. They don't even get started before Dan stops it and tells everyone, "That sucked." Everyone starts talking, and since they're in an empty hallway, it's all echo-y. A very stoned-looking Syrrhosis says that Dan was yelling at them, "This is how it's going to be done," and that "ruffled some feathers."
The RR team gets into their theme costumes. I'm not sure what the theme is, but James is wearing a giant Elvis wig. Where did they get these costumes, anyway? It can't just be stuff that they had lying around. Christie tells them that they are good to go.
Kameelah calmly tells her team to clear their minds and calm down. Syrrhosis adds, "You got a problem? Bitch after the money." In an interview, Kameelah says that she doesn't need someone "breathing down [her] neck and making [her] feel more uncomfortable than [she already does]," especially fifteen minutes before the competition. They decide to try the routine again. Julie reminds everyone to smile because "it is fun and it is ridiculous."
The RR team rolls up to the stadium in full costume. James yells, "Last month was their time, but this month is our time!" I think James should wear that silly wig at all times. It makes him easier to take because he just looks so ridiculous.
A huge crowd has gathered in the bleachers, including numerous cheerleading squads in uniform. I'm going to guess that there was some sort of camp going on, and that's why they are all there. The RR team is introduced, and their theme is "The Seventies." What is this, a high school dance? What a lame theme. James goes nuts and runs up into the stands.
The RW team comes out next, and their theme is "Big Pimpin'." Okay, still lame, but when they were filming this, that song was popular. It seems really dated now, but at the time, I guess it worked. Still-looking-stoned Syrrhosis says in an interview that he doesn't know what he's doing but he's "going to ham this up. Honey. Glazed. Ham." Okay, that was funny. We see Syrrhosis ham it up by taking a huge bow for the crowd. He's wearing a purple trench coat with a leopard-skin collar, and a gigantic purple hat. Dan is wearing a bright red wig and white sunglasses, along with a cheerleading uniform. The crowd chants "Road Rules," and Dan counters with "Real World." No one listens, because he looks like Ronald McDonald crossed with the Dutch Paint boy.