Real World - Road Rules Challenge
Real World - Road Rules Challenge

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Teck says that everyone else is too tired to go out, but he is going to go. Amaya is telling everyone,"If a guy can dance really well, it gets me, because you know if they can dance, they can make mama proud." I am so going to love making fun of her. I thought I had my last opportunity, and then Bunim-Murray presented me with this gift. Kisses and hugs, guys! Someone is braiding Amaya's hair while she talks, and I think it was Mike, but I'm not sure.

The sun comes up the next morning and Teck is nowhere to be found. Heather B. is pissed. Amaya says that every night, in every place they go, Teck will find someone. Heather B. tells us that the Real World team lost last year by a lot, and she's not having it, and that she wants "no suckers on our team." Finally, Teck comes across the parking lot, and Heather B. starts walking toward him, carrying a boot. She tells him she has "a boot in [her] hand to kick [his] ass." I love her! Imagine if she was in Hawaii! Teck keeps saying he was "kicking it," which we know means having sex. Heather takes him down right there in the parking lot and sits on top of him, and makes him promise not to bail on them again. She tells him she's "the foreman" of the team and smacks Teck on the head. Heather B. is my girlfriend! Teck tells us that he respects her.

Dan reminds us that no one has the bungee record yet. Teck is up first, with his socks pulled up practically above his knees. He jumps, but no record. Now the Real World team is ahead by one. As Veronica prepares to go, she asks the guys if they will give her kisses when she gets back. They all say they will, even Teck. Los points out that Teck isn't even on their team, but Teck says it doesn't matter. What is it with Veronica anyway? I don't even think she is that cute, and she's annoying. Then again, I feel the same about Amaya, and she has a lot of fans as well. Once Veronica gets out on the plank, she whines a lot. They do a countdown and she fall in slow motion, like "TIMBEEERRRR!" which I would have yelled, had I been there. As she reaches the bottom, we hear her say it was "orgasmic." Shut up, Veronica.

Real World - Road Rules Challenge

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