The RW team goes next, with the same topic. They launch into a sexual story which really doesn't make much sense, but they give it a lot of energy. When it comes to Syrrhosis, he says, "And Harry wants to smack it on!" and makes that doggie-style, butt-smacking motion. This has come up before, and I really wish I knew that name of that move. Could someone tell me? Anyway, the crowd loves it. Jamie does some embarrassing pelvic grinds along with Syrrhosis. I find everything that Jamie does embarrassing. Julie is also very unfunny. The story goes around again, and when it comes back to Syrrhosis, he repeats his move from before, and everyone laughs. The camera keeps focusing in on Tina Fey, who looks like she is trying to hide under the table because she doesn't want to be associated with this show.
Backstage, the RW team hugs and congratulates one another. In his first display of sportsmanship this season, James tries to comfort Christian. In an interview, James (for crying out loud) says that a lot of people on his team are there to have fun, but he wants to win. Didn't he just criticize the RW team for not being there to have fun? He makes no sense. I hate him.
The teams are called back out to the stage. Does anyone on either team think that RR has a chance? Between their sad group story and Laterrian's and Ayanna's silence-inducing skit, they just sucked. Tina Fey announces her pick first -- but not before we go to commercial.
Tina announces that "everyone did great," but she's picking The Real World. She's so cute. I love her. I want her and Jimmy Fallon to get married and have funny babies. Tell me I'm not alone. James looks stunned. Anyway, the next guy also picks The Real World. In an interview, James the interview monopolizer says that he knew they needed to get the next three to win the contest. He really thought at this point that they might win? Did he watch a different contest than I did? Did he see Ayanna and Laterrian? The next judge says that he doesn't want to "follow in the pack," and James crouches down on the stage like a little baby as the Real World team wins. They let the other judges announce their picks, like it matters. They all picked The Real World. The last judge says something about "Norwegian weed," I think.
So, how do you think James felt about that? You probably can't guess. Thank God, they have an interview clip to let us know that James was really upset, and pissed, and disappointed, and that the loss "killed [their] team spirit." The RW team accepts their check, and Julie and Jamie do the tongue-flick thing. That has got to stop. In an interview, Dan says that "it's fun to win."