The female members of the teams exit the stage and go into another area, where they listen to music on headphones so that they can't hear their partners' answers. Mark starts asking questions. Theo is up first. The question is, "If your partner had a website about themselves [sic], they would call it ____.com". Theo answers, "Holly[wick].com." Dan answers, "TMcD.com," because that's Tara's nickname. Timmy answers, "Seeplanet.com," because that's what Emily wants to do -- see the planet. They must have talked about it before, because there's no way he just came up with that. Although I checked; the domain is registered, and not by Emily. Danny answers, "Sexkitten.com," because Kelley is a sex kitten. Mike answers, "Bitch.com," for obvious reasons. Sean answers, "Felka.com," because he calls his partner "Fucking Elka."
Backstage, the girls are taking group pictures. Mark reads the next question: "Your partner can count her number of sexual partners on (A) Five fingers or less; (B) two hands; or (C) There's not enough body parts to count on." After some deep thought and calculations (including whether or not Chadwick could kick his ass), Theo says that Hollywick will say A. Notice that he doesn't say that the actual answer is A. Nice equivocation there, Theo. Dan also answers A. Timmy says A. Danny says that it's B, and he knows it for a fact. Mike says A. Sean feels quite safe in saying A.
The final question is, "If you could bring your partner to a body repair shop, what would you have fixed?" Theo doesn't really want to answer. Eric thinks the question is cruel. Shut up, Eric. Theo says he heard that Hollywick would "like to have bigger chesticles," so he's going with breasts. Dan keeps making these goofy hand gestures while giving his answers, and he's kind of creeping me out. He answers that Tara would remove the tattoo on her toe. Timmy says that Emily would fix her toes. Danny thinks that Kelley would have her stomach fixed. Like gastric bypass surgery? Danny doesn't agree, but he says that Kelley thinks she has fat rolls. I would kill to have fat rolls like Kelley. Mike says that Coral doesn't complain about her body because she has "a very nice body," but somehow he comes up with the answer, "Her abs." Sean thinks it's an "evil and cruel question," so he answers that Elka wouldn't fix anything because she's perfect. Oh, come on. Every woman (and most men) could name one or two things that they would change. Although I guess if Sean doesn't know the answer, he's probably safest giving the answer he gave. In an interview, Theo says that Sean is more concerned with being a gentleman than he is about winning the game.













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